We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Boobs speak an international language.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
