do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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