Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
it hurts more in the daytime
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
