So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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