we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think your dad took our porno
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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