Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
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