So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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