therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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