People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Drunk is not a location!
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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