It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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