what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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