thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
