you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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