My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Randomize
