she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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