so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Someone came in the potted fern
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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