Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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