yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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