their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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