My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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