He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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