Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just pynch a tree in the face
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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