This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
