we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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