She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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