I CAN MOONWALK!
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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