i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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