Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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