Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
