id be glad to
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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