her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
