no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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