Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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