Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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