Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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