I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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