She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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