i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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