What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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