Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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