Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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