real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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