In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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