so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Randomize
