I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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