This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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