Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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