So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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