I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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