so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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